So, back in 2013 I was unemployed for a period of four days. This was the only time I could claim to be without a job since I was 14. I wrote this story; I submitted it to one journal, no takers. Enjoy.
I wrote this little ditty in late 2014. I have always been a pretty big Warren Zevon fan. I think the way he chose to bow out was pretty heroic in a quintessentially Zevon kind of way: fuck you cancer, I’m going to record an album.